• Let’s get this out of the way right off the bat: If we are eating out in public and there is sauce available, I *will* embarrass you with my sauce consumption. I fucking LOVE sauce. Hot sauce, ketchup, BBQ, ranch, tartar, ALL THE SAUCE. 
  • Let’s get this out of the way right off the bat: If we are eating out in public and there is sauce available, I *will* embarrass you with my sauce consumption. I fucking LOVE sauce. Hot sauce, ketchup, BBQ, ranch, tartar, ALL THE SAUCE. 
  • When I’m shooting on location I have been known to occasionally eat shit—stepping off curbs, attempting to perch on branches that don’t hold my weight, etc.. If I start backing into traffic while we’re shooting, promise to grab me or yell our safe word (it’s CORNDOG). 
  • Any excuse to wear sequins and I go full-sparkle. Sometimes I even get to wear sequins to work. I don’t always feel like a queen but I sure as hell do while I’m bossing people around in a sequined dress.
  • When I’m shooting on location I have been known to occasionally eat shit—stepping off curbs, attempting to perch on branches that don’t hold my weight, etc.. If I start backing into traffic while we’re shooting, promise to grab me or yell our safe word (it’s CORNDOG). 
  • Any excuse to wear sequins and I go full-sparkle. Sometimes I even get to wear sequins to work. I don’t always feel like a queen but I sure as hell do while I’m bossing people around in a sequined dress.
  • My language can be kinda salty (you may have noticed).
  • Birds have shat on my head a total of 3 times. Most recently it was while eating a donut (me, not the bird), no more than an hour after having a Texas Blowout. *a Texas Blowout is when you’re visiting Texas and you pay someone $80 to wash and blow-dry your hair).
  • My preferred learning style is “the hard way”. Like, don’t start from the top of the mountain when you’ve never mountain biked before. And, don’t announce to a crowd “WATCH, I’M LIKE POCAHONTAS!” when it’s your first time bungee jumping (I did not end up looking like Pocahontas).
  • My language can be kinda salty (you may have noticed).
  • Birds have shat on my head a total of 3 times. Most recently it was while eating a donut (me, not the bird), no more than an hour after having a Texas Blowout. *a Texas Blowout is when you’re visiting Texas and you pay someone $80 to wash and blow-dry your hair).
  • My preferred learning style is “the hard way”. Like, don’t start from the top of the mountain when you’ve never mountain biked before. And, don’t announce to a crowd “WATCH, I’M LIKE POCAHONTAS!” when it’s your first time bungee jumping (I did not end up looking like Pocahontas).
  • There is a holiday sweater in my family that has never once been washed. My mom got it in 1988 and someone wears it at least once every year (that someone is me). Do not spill, Andrea, DO NOT SPILL...
  • And yes, it was me who ate a piece of the bride & groom’s special pistachio cake at Stef & Jason’s wedding. In my defense, it wasn’t well-marked. And it *was* delicious.
  • There is a holiday sweater in my family that has never once been washed. My mom got it in 1988 and someone wears it at least once every year (that someone is me). Do not spill, Andrea, DO NOT SPILL...
  • And yes, it was me who ate a piece of the bride & groom’s special pistachio cake at Stef & Jason’s wedding. In my defense, it wasn’t well-marked. And it *was* delicious.

6th grade: Scottie dogs, a turtleneck, and Trump hair.

6th grade: Scottie dogs, a turtleneck, and Trump hair.

7th grade: WTF happened to my eyebrows? Apparently I had discovered tweezers…

7th grade: WTF happened to my eyebrows? Apparently I had discovered tweezers…

8th grade: Alright at least my eyebrows came back. But so did sweater vests…

8th grade: Alright at least my eyebrows came back. But so did sweater vests…

My mom says I’m getting better with age.

My mom says I’m getting better with age.

ALRIGHT, WHAT SAY YOU?

ALRIGHT, WHAT SAY YOU?

Let’s fix up your online dating photos and meet you a new sweetie.

Let’s fix up your online dating photos and meet you a new sweetie.

GET TO KNOW ME

GET TO KNOW ME

Hi, I'm Andrea!

Instead of telling you my credentials or how I got into online dating photography, I'm gonna share a bit about what I’m actually  like as a person; how I am to be around. Because booking a photographer to shoot your online dating photos can feel pretty vulnerable.

You’re probably wondering…is she cool?

Below is an assortment of tidbits about me, because that’s how I usually get to know people—in snippets and conversations. As a payoff at the end I’ll conclude with some family classics.

(TLDR: I’m not cool. But I *am* fun)

Hi, I'm Andrea!

Instead of telling you my credentials or how I got into online dating photography, I'm gonna share a bit about what I’m actually  like as a person; how I am to be around. Because booking a photographer to shoot your online dating photos can feel pretty vulnerable.

You’re probably wondering…is she cool?

Below is an assortment of tidbits about me, because that’s how I usually get to know people—in snippets and conversations. As a payoff at the end I’ll conclude with some family classics.

(TLDR: I’m not cool. But I *am* fun)

  • If you live in my building I will immediately learn your dog’s name but I cannot be counted on to remember yours (but don’t worry, I’m not shy and will ask you several times).
  • All prior plans are off if we encounter a rope swing. Rope swings turn me instantly into a wild 10 year old.
  • If you live in my building I will immediately learn your dog’s name but I cannot be counted on to remember yours (but don’t worry, I’m not shy and will ask you several times).
  • All prior plans are off if we encounter a rope swing. Rope swings turn me instantly into a wild 10 year old.

I could go on but for now, I’ll leave you with this: As a reward for making it this far and to end on a high note...

Behold, my middle school yearbook pics:

I could go on but for now, I’ll leave you with this: As a reward for making it this far and to end on a high note...

Behold, my middle school yearbook pics: